Him: My friend made out with a whale last night!
Me: WHALE? Is that some new acronym the youth are using these days or are you just telling me he kissed a fat girl?
Him: Yeah, a fat chick.
Me: .......
Him: So later I went up to him and was like ' dude, I didn't know you liked sea creatures'. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Me:
ha ...harr...
