Him: My friend made out with a whale last night!
Me: WHALE? Is that some new acronym the youth are using these days or are you just telling me he kissed a fat girl?
Him: Yeah, a fat chick.
Me: .......
Him: So later I went up to him and was like ' dude, I didn't know you liked sea creatures'. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Me:
ha ...harr...
The wit is just unbelievable :P
ReplyDeleteWhat worries me is that the 18 year old me once thought 18 year old boys were funny.
I know! Me too! Silly 18 yr old selves
ReplyDelete...and this is just part one in the ' 18 year old boy says..' series! It gets better.